| Once I knew a girl in the hard, hard times |
| She made me a shirt out of fives and dimes |
| Now she’s gone, but when I wear it she crosses my mind |
| And if the best is for the best, then the best is unkind |
| I realized that Illinois was more than I could stand |
| They say working’s best 'cause poverty is hell on a man |
| Now I ride a lazy river through the Mississippi fan |
| And if the best is for the best, then the best can be damned |
| I spent a few years on the Queen of Spain |
| She was a leaky little boat that went up in flames |
| When the boiler blew, some people started naming names |
| But if the best is for the best, I guess the best is to blame |
| I spent a few more as the Cairo Crown |
| A heavyweight wrestler in the Midwest towns |
| But I was lonesome for a girl who could pin me down |
| They say the best is for the best, but that’s not what I’ve found |
| Now I listen to my sweetheart and I listen to my thirst |
| I don’t spend time listening to other people’s words |
| Sometimes they’re right, most times the reverse |
| They say the best is for the best when the best’s for the worse |
| Once I knew a girl in the hard, hard times |
| Once I knew a girl in the hard, hard times |