| What’s the matter, baby?
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| Why do you worry so?
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| There’s no reason to quarrel
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| No reason to go
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| If you feel sorry, baby
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| Then I know why
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| Somebody’s been messing with your mind
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| And made you cry
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| And made you cry
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| I’m the doctor
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| I can help you along
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| Give you some sustenance
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| I’ll keep you strong
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| Come into my surgery
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| It’s on the very top floor
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| You’ll feel so quiet there
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| You’ll want to go and see
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| And have some more
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| There’s flowers in my garden, baby
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| But it’s alright now
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| I’ve saved all the flowers, baby
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| I’ve kept them for you
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| They’re in a big Chinese bowl, baby
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| On the top of the stairs
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| They match nicely with the curtains
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| And they look well with the chairs
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| I’ve good intentions, baby
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| I don’t mean you no harm
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| I’ve given you my word, my baby
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| I’ve given you my lucky charm
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| One forceps
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| One pair of knives
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| One pair of goggles, baby
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| Two glass eyes
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| So, when you see me, baby
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| I don’t want to see you cry
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| That would only hurt me, baby
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| Only make me lie
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| My intentions are unsure now
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| I’m all qualified to lie
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| I have myself a bright white coat
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| I can help you to fly
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| Alright, the next patient, Miss Faversham
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| Is someone we know very well
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| We saw her out in the garden with the flowers
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| And she was crying
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| But she needs help
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| And I’ve told her to come to the top floor
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| Where I reside and sit amongst the magazines
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| The Novas and the Woman’s Owns
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| Reside with me
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| 'Cause I’m the doctor
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| Yeah, I’m the doctor
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| It’s a sleepy lagoon
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| On a tropical island we will go to
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| No thoughts of cruelty, no hurt or pain
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| And the coconuts bouncing by
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| The coconuts bouncing by
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| And the sand all yellow
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| And the sand all yellow
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| And the sand all yellow
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| And the sand all yellow
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| And the sand all yellow |