| MARCH HARE: |
| A very merry unbirthday |
| To me |
| MAD HATTER: |
| To who? |
| MARCH HARE: |
| To me |
| MAD HATTER: |
| Oh you! |
| MARCH HARE: |
| A very merry unbirthday to you |
| MAD HATTER: |
| Who me? |
| MARCH HARE: |
| Yes, you! |
| MAD HATTER: |
| Oh, me! |
| MARCH HARE: |
| Let’s all congratulate us with another cup of tea |
| A very merry unbirthday to you! |
| MAD HATTER: |
| Now, statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday |
| MARCH HARE: |
| Imagine, just one birthday every year |
| MAD HATTER: |
| Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays! |
| MARCH HARE: |
| Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer |
| Why then today’s my unbirthday, too |
| MARCH HARE: |
| It is? |
| MAD HATTER: |
| What a small world this is |
| MARCH HARE: |
| In that case |
| A very merry unbirthday |
| To me? |
| MAD HATTER: |
| To you! |
| MARCH HARE: |
| A very merry unbirthday |
| For me? |
| MARCH HARE: |
| For you! |
| MAD HATTER: |
| Now blow the candle out my dear |
| And make your wish come true |
| A very merry unbirthday to you! |
| Twinkle, twinkle, little bat |
| How I wonder what you’re at |
| Up above the world you fly |
| Like a teachery in the sy |
| A very merry unbirthday to |
| MAD HATTER: |
| You |