| Though the world is so full of a number things,
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| I know we should all be as happy as But are we?
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| No, definitely no, positively no.
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| Decidedly no. |
| Mm mm.
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| Short people have long faces and
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| Long people have short faces.
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| Big people have little humor
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| And little people have no humor at all!
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| And in the words of that immortal God
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| Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead
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| To the guillotine:
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh?
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| (Ha ha!)
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| My dad said «Be an actor, my son
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| But be a comical one
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| They’ll be standing in lines
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| For those old honky tonk monkeyshines»
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| Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite
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| And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat
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| Just slip on a banana peel
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| The world’s at your feet
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em…
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh
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| My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke
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| But give it plenty of hoke
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| Make 'em roar
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| Make 'em scream
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| Take a fall
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| But a wall
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| Split a seam
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| You start off by pretending
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| You’re a dancer with grace
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| You wiggle 'till they’re
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| Giggling all over the place
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| And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh?
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| Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
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| Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
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| Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh
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| Make 'em laugh |