| Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
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| It had one long horn and one big eye
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| I started to shake and I said, «Ooh-eee!
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| It looks like a purple people eater to me!»
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| It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
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| One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
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| One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
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| Sure looks strange to me
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| Well, he come down to earth and he sat in a tree
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| I said, «Mr. |
| Purple People Eater, don’t eat me!»
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| I heard him say in a voice so gruff:
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| «I wouldn’t eat you 'cause you’re too tough»
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| It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
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| One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
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| One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
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| Sure looks strange to me
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| I said, «Mr. |
| Purple People Eater, what’s your line?»
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| He said, «Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
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| But that’s not the reason that I come to land
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| I wanna get a job in an R&B band»
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| Well goodness me, R&B, flyin' purple people eater
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| Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
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| (He wears white boots) |
| Friendly little people eater
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| Sure looks strange to me
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| And then he swung from the tree and he jumped on the ground
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| And started to belt a real groovy sound
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| It was a ravin' number with a swingin' tune
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| «Singin' doo wah diddy diddy doo wah do»
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| Well goodness me, R&B, flyin' purple people eater
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| Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
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| «I like white boots»
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| Friendly little people eater
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| Sure looks strange to me
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| And then he went on his way, and what do ya know
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| I see him last night on a TV show
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| He was blowing it out, really knockin' em dead
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| Playin' R&B music through the horn in his head |