Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Help I'm A Rock - Transylvania Boogie, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 02.12.2014
Song language: English
Help I'm A Rock - Transylvania Boogie |
| Help, I’m a rock! |
| Help, I’m a rock! |
| Help, I’m a rock! |
| Help, I’m a rock! |
| Oh, it’s a drag being a rock |
| I wish I was anything but a rock |
| I’d even like to be a policeman |
| Help, I’m a cop! |
| Help, I’m a cop! |
| Help, I’m a cop! |
| Help, I’m a cop! |
| You know, as a matter of fact it’s a drag being a cop |
| I think I’d rather be the mayor |
| And offer the hippies ten dollars to cut their hair |
| Ten dollars to any hippie who’ll cut his hair right here on stage tonight. |
| Do we have any desperate hippies who wanna take it off? |
| Well, that’s good. |
| You just keep growing your hair till it gets down to your |
| buns. |
| Just don’t try to get a job with IBM or one of the state agencies with |
| long hair because they just don’t go for it. |
| It’s unsanitary, it’s unclean, |
| it means that you probably have leftist tendencies. |
| It means that you’re |
| probably a whole bunch of things that the establishment doesn’t want you to be. |
| It means that you’re a potential danger to every old person in your country. |
| Boy, you better watch out if you have long hair |
| Help, I’m a hair |
| Help, I’m a hair |
| Help, I’m a hair |
| Help, I’m a hair |
| Help, I’m a. |
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