| I try to get up every morning
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| with a smile and apply the golden ruel, But sometimes that old devil takes me,
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| and I go acting like a fool
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| Dear Jesus I keep trying to be perfect, but I’m just a mortal man,
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| Lord help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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| Sometimes I go to church on Sunday, with Saturday’s whiskey on my breath,
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| But I keep praying and promising to quit before I drink myself to death,
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| Help me walk the straight and narrow, change this light into a lamp,
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| Oh Lord help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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| I know he’s just a mud, but he don’t judge me when times get pretty hard,
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| He fetches me my bible, and there is my liquor in the yard,
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| I can feel your love inside me Lord and I know that I’ll be coming home someday.
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| When I do, I pray you will find a pair of wings for old Jake.
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| Now the preacher’s been really good to me, But I know who’s really been there
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| in a jam.
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| Lord help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am,
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| Dear Lord help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. |