Lyrics A Formal Occasion - How I Became the Bomb

A Formal Occasion

'Twas a black tie affair
showed up in my underwear
you pretended not to care
though I’m sure I drew your stare
Oh, I’m so bored with this
would it be all that remiss
everyone’s so moribund
I don’t even own a cumberbund
Perchance that’s a lie
I would never dry your eye
after all you’ve done to me
all I need is a girl to call me
Call me
Paging Captain Midnite
paging Captain Midnite
he’s gonna be here all nite
if you don’t do exactly as I say
Oh, I’m so bored with this
Would it be all that remiss
if I were to steal a kiss
but he’ll settle for a call me
Call me
No I don’t have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion’s share
I love you so please call me
I’m begging you please
Call me
Oh I’m so bored with this
would it be all that remiss
if I were to steal a kiss
all I need is a lil' kiss
Oh you’re there next to me
somehow equals sex to me
that Imperius Rex is me
but he’ll settle for a call me
Call me
No I don’t have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion’s share
I love you so please call me
I’m begging you please
Call me
Why won’t you call me
No I don’t have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion’s share
I love you
So please call me
I’m begging you please
Call me
My darling, call me
No I don’t have a stitch to wear
Nor do I have a single care
I love you more than words can share
I love you
So please call me