| Have you heard? |
| The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
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| Well did you ever? |
| What a swell party this is!
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| Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
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| Well, did you ever? |
| What a swell party this is!
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| What daiquiris! |
| What sherry, please! |
| What burgundy! |
| What pommery!
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| Have you heard? |
| Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
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| Well, did you ever? |
| What a swell party this is!
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| Misses Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
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| Well, did you ever? |
| What a swell part this is!
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| What brandy, wow! |
| What whiskey, here’s how!
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| What gin and what beer, will you sober up, dear? |