Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Vatican Rag, artist - Tom Lehrer. Date of issue: 31.12.2000
Song language: English
Vatican Rag |
| First you get down on your knees, |
| Fiddle with your rosaries, |
| Bow your head with great respect, |
| And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect! |
| Do whatever steps you want, if You have cleared them with the pontiff. |
| Everybody say his own |
| Kyrie eleison, |
| Doin the vatican rag. |
| Get in line in that processional, |
| Step into that small confessional, |
| There, the guy whos got religionll |
| Tell you if your sins original. |
| If it is, try playin it safer, |
| Drink the wine and chew the wafer, |
| Two, four, six, eight, |
| Time to transubstantiate! |
| So get down upon your knees, |
| Fiddle with your rosaries, |
| Bow your head with great respect, |
| And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect! |
| Make a cross on your abdomen, |
| When in rome do like a roman, |
| Ave maria, |
| Gee its good to see ya, |
| Gettin ecstatic an Sorta dramatic an Doin the vatican rag! |