Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Irish Boys, artist - Tsunami Bomb. Date of issue: 21.01.2021
Song language: English
Irish Boys |
| Sittin on a Friday all alone |
| to the pub I dare to roam |
| I walked right in and took a seat |
| cute drunk boy I long to meet |
| Sat alone |
| no one bought me drinks, |
| I gave up cuz Irish Boys stink! |
| Open the bottle, |
| step inside |
| Pop open the cork and wave goodbye |
| To the stupid Irish Boys |
| who never get the chance |
| To know me, |
| sweep me off my feet, |
| or get into my pants |
| I’ll come back one day with a real man |
| He’ll kiss my lips and he’ll hold my hand |
| He’ll show me off so everyone knows, |
| Kiss my ear and suck my toes |
| Never puke on my shoes, |
| Sing those sorry drunken tunes, |
| When we go out, he’ll buy me drinks -- |
| he’s not Irish, Irish boys stink! |
| yea irish boys stink! |
| So in walks this cute lad, |
| decides to tell me how much beer he’s had |
| Sets me up to put me on my throne, |
| then decides to take me home |
| Right as we get to the bed, |
| he’s so drunk he’s passed out dead |
| This is why I’ve come to think |
| those fuckin Irish Boys, they stink! |