| Three Hundred Pounds Of Joy |
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| Well, all you girls think |
| The days are done |
| You don’t have to worry |
| You can have your fun |
| Take me, baby |
| For your little boy |
| Because three hundred pounds |
| Of a heavenly joy |
| This is it, this is it |
| Look what you get |
| You’ve been bending |
| And hiding 'round behind his back |
| And you got your man |
| That you don’t like |
| Throw that cat, baby |
| Outta your mind |
| Follow me, baby |
| And have a real good time |
| This is it, this is it |
| Look what you get |
| Hoy, hoy |
| I’m the boy |
| I’ve got three hundred pounds |
| Of a heavenly joy |
| I’m so glad |
| That you understand |
| I’m three hundred pounds |
| Of muscle and man |
| This is it, this is it |
| Look what you get |
