Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hunter Trials, artist - Annie Haslam. Date of issue: 30.09.2008
Song language: English
Hunter Trials |
| It’s awfully bad luck on Diana |
| Her ponies have swallowed their bits |
| She fished down their throats with a spanner |
| And frightened them all into fits |
| So now she’s attempting to borrow |
| Do lend her some bits Mummy do |
| I’ll lend her my own for tomorrow |
| But today I’ll be wanting them too |
| Just look at Prunella on Guzzle |
| The wizardest pony on earth |
| Why doesn’t she slacken his muzzle |
| And tighten the breech in his girth |
| I say Mummy there’s Mrs. Geyser |
| And doesn’t she look pretty sick |
| I bet it’s because Mona Lisa |
| Was hit on the hock with a brick |
| Miss Blewitt says Monica threw it But Monica says it was Joan |
| And Joan’s very thick with Miss Blewitt |
| So Monica’s sulking alone |
| And Margaret failed in her paces |
| Her withers got tied in a noose |
| So her coronets caught in the traces |
| And now all her fetlocks are loose |
| Oh it’s me now I’m terribly nervous |
| I wonder if Smudges will shy |
| She’s practically certain to swerve us Her Pelham is over one eye |
| Oh wasn’t it naughty of Smudges |
| Oh Mummy I’m sick with disgust |
| She threw me in front of the judges |
| And my silly old collarbone’s bust |