| Love is like a razor when you’re looking for a shave
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| Shed off all your dignity I’ll race you to your grave
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| The driver’s getting sentimental talking 'bout this girl
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| I never saw my hometown 'til I went round the world
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| Going up to Canada the record company
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| Are paying for the trip you know that all the drinks are free
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| She may just leave her lover for me it’s getting quite absurd
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| I never saw my hometown 'til I went round the world
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| Tuesday night The Rain Parade come crashing in my room
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| Matt was stoned and Beggars phoned the chart position’s gloom
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| You’d better call the embassy my hair is gonna curl
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| I never saw my hometown 'til I went round the world
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| Been awake for thirty hours I think I’m going down
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| With some habituary illness that’s been going round this town
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| Dreaming of Waikiki where we know we felt like kings
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| But the reverie is slaughtered when the telephone rings
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| Pulling on a cigarette and scratching at my beard
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| Talking 'bout the folks at home this DJ thinks I’m weird
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| Crawl around the floor pick up the beer cans that you hurl
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| You saw your hometown 'til you went round the world
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| Love is like a razor when you’re looking for a shave
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| Shed off all your dignity I’m gonna race you to your grave
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| Getting sentimental thinking 'bout a girl
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| I never saw my hometown 'til I went round the world, no
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| I never saw my hometown 'til I went round the world, no
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| I never saw my hometown 'til I went round the world |