| Please allow me to introduce myself
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| I’m a man of wealth and taste
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| I’ve been around for a long, long year
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| Stole many a mans soul and faith
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| And I was round when Jesus Christ
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| Had his moment of doubt and pain
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| Made damn sure that Pilate
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| Washed his hands and sealed his fate
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guess my name
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| But what’s puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game
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| I stuck around St. Petersburg
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| When I saw it was a time for a change
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| Killed the czar and his ministers
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| Anastasia screamed in vain
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| I rode a tank
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| Held a generals rank
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| When the blitzkrieg raged
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| And the bodies stank
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
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| Ah, whats puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
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| I watched with glee
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| While your kings and queens
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| Fought for ten decades
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| For the gods they made
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| I shouted out
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| Who killed the Kennedys?
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| When after all
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| It was you and me
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| Let me please introduce myself
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| Im a man of wealth and taste
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| And I laid traps for troubadours
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| Who get killed before they reached Bombay
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
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| But whats puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
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| But whats confusing you
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| Is just the nature of my game
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| Just as every cop is a criminal
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| And all the sinners saints
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| As heads is tails
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| Just call me Lucifer
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| Cause Im in need of some restraint
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| So if you meet me
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| Have some courtesy
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| Have some sympathy, and some taste
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| Use all your well-learned politesse
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| Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
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| But whats puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
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| Woo, who
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| Oh yeah, get on down
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| Oh yeah
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| Oh yeah!
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| Tell me baby, what’s my name
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| Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
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| Tell me baby, what’s my name
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| I tell you one time, you’re to blame
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| Ooo, who
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| Ooo, who
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| Ooo, who, who
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| Oh, yeah
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| What’s me name
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| Tell me, baby, what’s my name
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| Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name
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| Ooo, who, who
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| Ooo, who, who
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| Ooo, who, who
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| Ooo, who, who
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| Ooo, who, who
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| Oh, yeah |