Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Floyd the Barber, artist - Thou. Album song Blessings of the Highest Order, in the genre Date of issue: 04.06.2020
Record label: Robotic Empire
Song language: English
Floyd the Barber |
| Bell on door clanks, come on in |
| Floyd observes my hairy chin |
| Sit down chair, don’t be afraid |
| Steamed hot towel on my face |
| I was shaved |
| I was shaved |
| I was shaved |
| Barney ties me to the chair |
| I can’t see I’m really scared |
| Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip |
| Pee-pee pressed against my lips |
| I was shamed |
| I was shamed |
| I was shamed |
| I sense others in the room |
| Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume |
| They take turns and cut me up |
| I die smothered in Aunt Bee’s muff |
| I was shamed |
| I was shamed |
| I was shamed |