| Capsize, tired eyes
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| Collapse into clean sheets, Martinized
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| By bored friends' mothers who feed to release
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| Their trust in kids and adult defeats
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| Home fries ain’t no surprise
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| Been about 17 since I realized
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| No dashboard’s gonna stop this chin
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| If I take the wheel in the state I’m in
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| So one cheese steak and a Tastykake
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| Before I stop by Sears, get them to fix my breaks
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| All that Mopar, cement, snow, and rebar
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| And I just don’t know how the roads are
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| No ballgame on a snow day
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| But you’re gonna see something crazy anyway:
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| Budd Dwyer’s .357, the press
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| And another 10 ways to increase your debt
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| Hey, hey, what are you gonna do
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| When the credit card people start looking for you?
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| Blame it on the Governor, say, «I'm from PA
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| Please bill me at a later date
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| And you can send it to me in Pennsylvania»
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| Recalls and Armor All
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| I swear I can see Mumia straight from the Mall
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| Because the Camp Hill Prison doesn’t hide its prize
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| And down in Philly a whole block’s on fire
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| Guess they’re trying to get rid of them all
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| Turned on the TV, can’t believe what I saw:
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| PBS, Zapatistas, the FARC?
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| No, it’s 6200, Cobbs Creek Park!
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| Hey, hey, what are you gonna do
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| When the credit card people start looking for you?
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| Blame it on the Governor, say, «I'm from PA
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| Won’t you please bill me at a later date?
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| You can send it to me in Pennsylvania» |