| And the man keeps sayin' 'Do you take this woman
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| To be your awful wedded wife?' |
| Heh, heh
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| And then I started thinkin' about no more winkin'
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| At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by
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| No more dancin' and new romancin'
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| Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry
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| Aw, no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin'
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| With the boys if I take you for my wife
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| I can’t go no place, I gotta look at your face
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| For the rest of my dog gone life
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| This is it!
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| Ah, honey, what am I doin' here in the first place?
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| You knooooooow I don’t go for this marraige bit!
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| I was only kiddin'! |
| Hahahahahahaha
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| And there’s your daddy sittin' over there with a shotgun
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| Layin' across his lap
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| And a big smile on his ugly face
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| And the man keeps sayin' 'Are you gonna take this woman or aintcha?'
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| Well, then I started thinkin' about no more winkin'
|
| At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by
|
| No more dancin' and new romancin'
|
| Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry
|
| Aw, no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin'
|
| With the boys if I take you for my wife
|
| I can’t go no place, I gotta look at your face
|
| For the rest of my dog gone life
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| This is it!
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| Honey, what’s this jazz about Love, Honor, and Obey?
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| That cat’s talkin' to me! |
| Heheheh
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| And look at all these good lookin' bride maids standin' around, heh
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| Hellllllo, baaaby!
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| And the man in charge keeps sayin' 'Looky here
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| Do you take this woman or dontcha?'
|
| Well, then I started thinkin' about no more winkin'
|
| At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by
|
| No more dancin' and new romancin'
|
| Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry
|
| Aw, no pool shootin' and a rootin' and a-tootin'
|
| With the boys if I take you for my wife
|
| I can’t go no place, I gotta look at your face
|
| For the rest of my dog gone life
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| This is it!
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| And the man keeps sayin' 'Look here, do you take this woman or dontcha?'
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| And I say 'Partnah, I don’t believe I do. |
| Let me outa here! |