| Frank: | 
| Now here’s a story with quite a moral, | 
| And all you gals, you gotta pay some mind, | 
| When you find a guy | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| worth keeping, be satisfied, | 
| Make sure you treat him very kind. | 
| 'Cause a good guy | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| is hard to find, | 
| You could always get the other kind. | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| Messing around with another guy. | 
| Then you rave and you’ll even start to crave, | 
| Man, you want to see her lying deep down in the grave. | 
| So if the guy’s nice, you better take my advice, | 
| You better love him in the morning, kiss him every night, | 
| Ooo, give him plenty of loving, treat him right, | 
| Because a good man nowadays is hard to find. | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| Baby, don’t you go away, I’m coming right home. | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| Well, I went back, but I told this doll, | 
| I said: Woman, then is then, but now is now, | 
| If you want me to stay, there’s just one but (what?) | 
| Keep a smile on your face, and keep your big mouth shut. | 
| Well, we’re back together, and everything is fine, | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| I better love you in the AM | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| kiss you in the PM | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| Give plenty of loving | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| with all my mind | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Yes, ma’am! | 
| Frank: | 
| Or you’ll what? | 
| Shelley Winters: | 
| Frank: | 
| Uh yeah, like I was saying, a good | 
| Shelley Winters: |