| You’ve reached four, seven…
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| Hello
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| Hello?
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| Hey, what’s up?
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| Is this Jimmy Breeze?
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| Yeah
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| Yeah well, we’re looking for a rhythm guitar player for our band
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| OK, OK, sounds good
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| What do you look like? |
| Do you look good holding a guitar?
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| Oh yeah, yeah
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| We have specific suits. |
| We wear leather pants and, uh, a red and black Michael
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| Jackson suede jacket
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| Um, no, I don’t got a problem with that, man
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| Wow, what a loser
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| He’s kinda groovy
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| Groovy? |
| He’s freaky!
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| Where is love?
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| I’ve taught myself to survive a four story fall
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| Wearing a space suit and a dead englishman’s socks
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| It’s a textbook procedure, kid
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| Right out of the pages of the hollowed out book
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| Where once I hid my paint speckled glasses
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| Don’t lose your shoes over such a simple step as hitting ground
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| Just remember to roll
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| Just remember to roll
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| Silence in a five-story stairwell
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| I say, and that’s all I can think of
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| In my brandon-eyed dead of day drawl
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| I can barely squeeze that lie
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| Through the plaque-clogged pinhole between my two front teeth
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| Mom
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| I’ve kept a razor under my tongue since I was a small toddler with a tight belt
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| I haven’t been able to kiss a woman with an open mouth, my friend
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| Cause I’m afraid that I’d split her lip
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| Is that sick?
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| Well, my friend lives down on the eastern side of Cincinnati |