
Date of issue: 27.02.2020
Record label: M. i. G. -
Song language: English
30.000 Pounds of Bananas |
It was just after dark when the truck started down |
The hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania. |
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
Carrying thirty thousand pounds (hit it Big John) of bananas. |
He was a young driver, |
Just out on his second job. |
And he was carrying the next day’s pasty fruits |
For everyone in that coal-scarred city |
Where children play without despair |
In backyard slag-piles and folks manage to eat each day |
About thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
Yes, just about thirty thousand pounds (scream it again, John). |
He passed a sign that he should have seen, |
Saying «shift to low gear, a fifty dollar fine my friend.» |
He was thinking perhaps about the warm-breathed woman |
Who was waiting at the journey’s end. |
He started down the two mile drop, |
The curving road that wound from the top of the hill. |
He was pushing on through the shortening miles that ran down to the depot. |
Just a few more miles to go, |
Then he’d go home and have her ease his long, cramped day away. |
And the smell of thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
Yes the smell of thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
He was picking speed as the city spread its twinkling lights below him. |
But he paid no heed as the shivering thoughts of the nights |
Delights went through him. |
His foot nudged the brakes to slow him down. |
But the pedal floored easy without a sound. |
He said «Christ!» |
It was funny how he had named the only man who could save him now. |
He was trapped inside a dead-end hellslide, |
Riding on his fear-hunched back |
Was every one of those yellow green |
I’m telling you thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
He barely made the sweeping curve that led into the steepest grade. |
And he missed the thankful passing bus at ninety miles an hour. |
And he said «God, make it a dream!» |
As he rode his last ride down. |
And he said «God, make it a dream!» |
As he rode his last ride down. |
And he sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars, |
Clipped off thirteen telephone poles, |
Hit two houses, bruised eight trees, |
And Blue-Crossed seven people. |
It was then he lost his head, |
Not to mention an arm or two before he stopped. |
And he slid for four hundred yards |
Along the hill that leads into Scranton, Pennsylvania. |
All those thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
Yes, we have no bananas, |
We have no bananas today |
(Spoken: And if that wasn’t enough) |
Yes, we have no bananas, |
Bananas in Scranton, P A |
A woman walks into her room where her child lies sleeping, |
And when she sees his eyes are closed, |
She sits there, silently weeping, |
And though she lives in Scranton, Pennsylvania |
She never ever eats … Bananas |
Not one of thirty thousand pounds … of bananas |
You know the man who told me about it on the bus, |
As it went up the hill out of Scranton, Pennsylvania, |
He shrugged his shoulders, he shook his head, |
And he said (and this is exactly what he said) |
«Boy that sure must’ve been something. |
Just imagine thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds of mashed bananas. |
Of bananas. |
Just bananas. |
Thirty thousand pounds. |
Of Bananas. |
not no driver now. |
Just bananas!» |
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