| He isn’t hep to jive, he’s only half alive
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| Hep cats call him square
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| You won’t believe this jack
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| All his clothes date back
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| To '29 I swear
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| He wears a blue serge suit with a belt in the back
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| No drape, no shape, just a belt in the back
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| Strictly calm and he’s off the cob
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| Wears a pocket watch with a pearly fob
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| He’d be just as sharp in a sack
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| As in the blue serge suit with the belt in the back
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| He isn’t old and grey but he’s so passé
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| Swing bands make him frown
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| He don’t get no kicks
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| From boogie-woogie licks
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| Oh he’s dead but he won’t lay down
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| He wears a blue serge suit with a belt in the back
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| No flare, so rare, just a belt in the back
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| He thinks a cat is a household pet
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| His favorite dance is the minuet
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| Maybe one day he’s gonna crack
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| And burn that blue serge suit with the belt in the back
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| He’s got a gal named «V», she’s twice as square as he
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| What a gruesome pair
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| The way they fuss and frown
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| When gators strut on down
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| Is more than I can bear
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| He wears a blue serge suit with a belt in the back
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| A pip, a zip, a belt in the back
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| He wears high shoes and a pair of spats
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| If you dig that junk it’ll drive you bats
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| Maybe some day he’s gonna crack
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| And burn that blue serge suit with the belt in the back |