| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up
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| And now your daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma (hell no)
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| No, Daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma
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| All together, come on!
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| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up
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| And that’s why Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma (hell no)
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| No, Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma
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| Oh, hello son, I really wish I knew you
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| I’m your father you’ll probably never be introduced to
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| You’ll only see me on TV or maybe YouTube
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| But now I know your momma is probably dating some new dude
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| So how you liking Earth? |
| Are you loving your existence?
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| I wasn’t at your birth, 'cause your mother made me miss it
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| I tried to get a visa, I applied and they denied it
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| 'Cause your momma told the police that I beat her, she was lyin'
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| And now I’m banned for something bad that I ain’t even do
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| There’s a lot of land and water separating me and you
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| You’re far away in Australia and I am in America
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| So I cannot be there to do all of the things a parent does
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| This is my attempt at me raising you from a distance
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| You have Hopson in your blood, you are special and you are gifted
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| The punishment your mother has given me doesn’t seem fair
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| Just know I love you, son, and I’m wishin' that I could be there
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| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up (it's sad)
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| And now your daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma (hell no)
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| Nope, Daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma
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| Now sing it with me, son!
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| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up (yeah, that’s it)
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| And that’s why Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma
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| (That's why what?) (Hell no)
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| No, Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma
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| I know you and your momma staying with her parents Bill &Kirsten
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| You’re partially black, I’m confident they’re feeling nervous
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| They don’t like colored people, in their eyes you’re still a burden
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| They assume you gonna grow up shooting guns and stealin' purses
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| But that’s not true, son, don’t be sad
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| I know you’re not like that, you know I got your back
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| Listen, here’s a funny joke that you could tell your grandmother
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| She looks like the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters
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| Oh, I forgot, you’re too young to know what that is
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| But that’s the kinda thing I like to say to plumpy fat chicks
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| The humps on Mom’s chest, they’re not real, they’re elastic
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| And if you look closely, you can see she’s made of plastic
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| Like a toy, you my boy, my son, my friend
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| I promise we gon' be together somehow in the end
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| I am very ashamed that you don’t have my last name
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| Every night I go to bed and I’m feelin' this wicked pain, because—
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| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up
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| And now your daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma (hell no)
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| Nope, Daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma
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| You know what time it is, son
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| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up (that's right)
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| And that’s why Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma
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| (Daddy doesn’t fuck with who?) (Hell no)
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| No, Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma
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| Currently my life has hit the floor
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| I can’t lie to you, shit is hard
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| I should be building with the Lord
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| It could be what I’m missin' or
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| Maybe I should continue to hurt your momma and diss her more
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| Just to relieve the tension that sits in my heart, 'cause it is sore
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| When I’m spittin' bars about all my cash and exquisite cars
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| This was on my vision and you were the one I did it for
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| My relationship with your momma is sittin' in the morgue
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| After all this hell, I can’t lie, I do wish she did abort
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| Our lives are so unhappy
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| 'Cause this world is cold and nasty
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| Just know your daddy don’t condone havin' a broken family
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| I’m so sad we couldn’t work out our issues 'fore you arrived
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| And now you have to suffer
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| 'Cause Mom and Daddy have stupid lives
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| You’re way too young to notice it
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| You don’t deserve to go through this
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| If I do see your mom again, this time I will assault the bitch
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| At least then I’ll feel like my banning was justified
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| Look at your momma, thank her for fuckin' up all our lives, and sing
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| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up
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| And now your daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma (hell no)
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| Nope, Daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma
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| Where’s my choir at?
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| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up (Momma had to fuck it all up)
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| And that’s why Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma
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| (Daddy doesn’t fuck your momma) (Hell no)
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| No, Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma
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| Oh, son
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| I’m sorry I can’t be there with you
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| But I’ll be there soon
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| But Daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma (no, no)
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| No, Daddy doesn’t fuck with your momma
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| Just know that
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| Our lives coulda been so good
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| But Momma had to fuck it all up
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| And that’s why Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma (hell no)
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| No, Daddy doesn’t fuck with my momma |