| LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOUNTAIN HOME
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| WHERE ALL THE LADIES NAMES ARE JOAN
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| WHERE HUSBANDS WORK BACK LATE AT NIGHT
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| HOPES ARE UP FOR TROUSERS DOWN
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| WITH HOSTESS ON A BUSINESS FLIGHT
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| TAXI IN A MERCEDES DRIVE
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| I HOPE THAT DRIVER’S COMING OUT ALIVE
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| THE GARDEN IS A DORSETTED
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| THAT LADY — SHE’S SO CORSETED
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| SHE’S GOT 15 WAYS TO LEAD THAT BOY ASTRAY
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| HE THINKS HE’S ONE AND ONLY
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| BUT THAT LOVELY SHE’S SO LONELY
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| SHE PUMPS HIM FULL OF BREAKFAST AND SHE SENDS HIM ON HIS WAY
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| WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
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| WHAT A PERFORMANCE
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| WHAT A CHEAP TENT SHOW
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| OH NO NO NO NO NO
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| CHORUS
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| THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP
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| THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP (X2)
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| THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP
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| THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP — LIGHT UP — LIGHT UP
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| SILENTLY SHE OPENS THE DRAWER
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| MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER IS COMING OUT FOR MORE
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| STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED BEFORE THE MIDDAY SHOW
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| HER BACK IS ARCHED THOSE LIPS ARE PARCHED
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| REPEATED BLOW BY BLOW
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| LATER AT THE PARTY ALL THE MPs RAVE
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| ABOUT THE HUMMERS SHE’S BEEN GIVING
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| AND THE MONEY THAT THEY SAVE
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| TO HER IT IS SKIN LOTION
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| FOR HIS PROMOTION TO
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| THAT FLAT IN SURFERS PARADISE WITH THE OCEAN VIEW
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| WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
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| WHAT A PERFORMACE
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| WHAT A CHEAP TEN SHOW
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| OH NO NO NO NO NO
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| CHORUS |