Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Why, Oh Why?, artist - Woody Guthrie.
Date of issue: 02.09.2012
Song language: English
Why, Oh Why? |
Why can’t a dish break a hammer? |
Why oh why oh why? |
'Cause a hammer’s a hard head |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
Why, oh why, oh why oh, why? |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
Because because because because |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
Why can’t a bird eat an elephant? |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
'Cause an elephant’s got a pretty hard skin |
Goodby goodbye goodbye |
Why can’t a mouse eat a streetcar? |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
'Cause a mouse’s stomach could never get big enough to hold a streetcar |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
Why does a horn make music? |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
Because the horn-blower blows it |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
Why does a cow drink water? |
Tell me why 'n' why? |
Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
Why don’t you answer my questions? |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
'Cause I don’t know the answers |
Goodby goodbye goodbye |
What make the landlord take money? |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
I don’t know that one myself |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
Why’s there no pennies for ice cream |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
You put all the pennies in the telephone |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
Why can’t a rabbit chase an eagle? |
Tell me why, oh why? |
'Cause the last rabbit that took out and chased after an eagle didn’t come |
Out so good and that’s why rabbits don’t chase after eagles that’s all I |
Know about rabbits and eagles? |
Because because because |
Why ain’t my grandpa my grandma? |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
Same reason your dad’s not your mommy |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
Why couldn’t the wind blow backwards? |
Why, oh why, oh why? |
'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody and if it |
Hurt somebody it’d keep on hurting them |
Goodbye goodbye goodbye |