| Mean Mr. Mustard |
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| Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park |
| Shaves in the dark trying to save paper |
| Sleeps in a hole in the road |
| Saving up to buy some clothes |
| Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose |
| Such a mean old man |
| Such a mean old man |
| His sister Pam works in a shop |
| She never stops, she's a go-getter |
| Takes him out to look at the queen |
| Only place that he's ever been |
| Always shouts out something obscene |
| Such a dirty old man |
| Dirty old man |
