
Date of issue: 24.06.2007
Record label: bdMusic, Difymusic
Song language: English
Yes We Have No Bananas |
There’s a fruit store on our street |
It’s run by a Greek |
And he keeps good things to eat |
But you should hear him speak! |
When you ask him anything, he never answers «no» |
He just «yes"es you to death, and as he takes your dough |
He tells you |
«Yes, we have no bananas |
We have-a no bananas today |
We’ve string beans, and onions |
Cabbageses, and scallions |
And all sorts of fruit and say |
We have an old fashioned to-mah-to |
A Long Island po-tah-to |
But yes, we have no bananas |
We have no bananas today.» |
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today |
«Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; |
I need help right away.» |
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet |
Someone asked for «sparrow grass» and then the whole quartet |
All answered |
«Yes, we have no bananas |
We have-a no bananas today |
Just try those coconuts |
Those walnuts and doughnuts |
There ain’t many nuts like they |
We’ll sell you two kinds of red herring |
Dark brown, and ball-bearing |
But yes, we have no bananas |
We have no bananas today.» |
Yes, we are very sorry to inform you |
That we are entirely out of the fruit in question |
The afore-mentioned vegetable |
Bearing the cognomen «Banana» |
We might induce you to accept a substitute less desirable |
But that is not the policy at this internationally famous green |
Grocery |
I should say not. |
No no no no no no no |
But may we suggest that you sample our five o’clock tea |
Which we feel certain will tempt your pallet? |
However we regret that after a diligent search |
Of the premises |
By our entire staff |
We can positively affirm without fear of contradiction |
That our raspberries are delicious; |
really delicious |
Very delicious |
But we have no bananas today |
Yes, we gotta no banana |
No banana |
We gotta no banana today |
I sella you no banana |
Hey, Marianna, you gotta no banana? |
Why this man, he no believe-a what I say |
Now whatta you want mister? |
You wanna buy twelve for a quarter? |
No? |
well, just a oneofadozen? |
I’m-a gonna calla my daughter |
Hey, Marianna |
You gotta piana |
Yes, banana, no |
No, yes, no bananas today |
We gotta no bananas |
Yes, we gotta no bananas today |
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