| Sit tight, I’m going to need you to keep time
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| Come on, just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
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| Good, good, now we’re making some progress
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| Come on, just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
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| And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
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| Don’t you see? |
| I’m the narrator, and this is just the prologue
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| Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
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| Oh, we’re still so young, desperate for attention
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| I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
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| Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
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| Oh, we’re still so young, desperate for attention
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| I aim to be your eyes
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| This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor
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| This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital
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| It’s not so pleasant and it’s not so conventional
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| It sure as hell ain’t normal but we deal, we deal
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| The anesthetic never set in and I’m wondering where
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| The apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in
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| No it’s not so pleasant and it’s not so conventional
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| And it sure as hell ain’t normal but we deal, we deal
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| You’re a regular decorated emergency
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| You’re a regular decorated emergency
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| Can’t take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
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| Sit back, relax, sit back, relapse again
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| Can’t take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
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| Just sit back, just sit back
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| Sit back, sit back, relax, relapse
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| Sit back, sit back, woah
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| Can’t take the kid out of the fight
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| The I.V. |
| and your hospital bed
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| This was no accident
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| This was a therapeutic chain of events
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| Now I’m of consenting age
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| To be forgetting you in a cabaret somewhere
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| Downtown where a burlesque queen
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| May even ask my name
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| As she sheds her skin on stage
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| I’m seated and sweating to a dance song
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| On the club’s P. A
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| The strip joint veteran sits two away
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| Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified
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| Peach and lime daiquiri
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| And isn’t this exactly where you’d like me?
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| I’m exactly where you’d like me, you know
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| Praying for love in a lap dance
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| And paying in naivety?
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| Oh, isn’t this exactly where you’d like me?
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| I’m exactly where you’d like me, you know
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| Praying for love in a lap dance, oh
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| But, but I’m afraid that I
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| Well, I may have faked it
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| And I wouldn’t be caught dead
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| D-dead, d-dead, d-dead in this place
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| Well, I’m afraid that I
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| That’s right
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| Well, I may have faked it
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| And I wouldn’t be caught dead in this place
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| (Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
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| Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
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| Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
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| Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up)
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| La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
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| La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
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| La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
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| La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da |