| Old People Talk Loud! |
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| Old people talk loud WHAT? |
| Old people smell bad WHAT? |
| Old people walk slow WHAT? |
| Old people complain |
| They wouldn’t know their names it it weren’t on the check |
| Tie up traffic in their Dodge Swingers |
| Child proof caps are a problem with arthritis |
| They’re just too senile for anything else |
| Spend their golden years walking the dog |
| Get their foodstamps, buy Geritol |
| Stay up late nights, pop Sominex |
| You lived your lives why don’t you just go die |
