| D = Doug E Fresh
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| R = MC Ricky D (aka Slick Rick)
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| B = Both
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| G = Get Fresh Crew
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| Intro
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| Ladies and Gentleman… the most exciting stage show you’ve ever
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| Witnessed… appearing live… Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
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| Verse 1
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| R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh…
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| D: Yes!
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| R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
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| With one minute rhymes that don’t come out right
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| They bite
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| D: They never write
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| R: That’s not polite. |
| Am I lyin'?
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| D: No, you’re quite right
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| R: Well tonight on this very mic you’re about to hear
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| B: We swear, the best darn rappers of the year
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| R: So!
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| D: So!
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| R: Cheerio!
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| D: Yell…
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| R: Scream…
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| B: Bravo! |
| Also, if you didn’t know this is called The Show
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| Verse 2
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| R: A-yo, Doug
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| D: What?
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| R: Put ya Bally’s on
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| D: Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn
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| R: Why?
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| D: Because these shoes always hurt my corns
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| R: Six minutes… six minutes… six minutes Doug E Fresh, you’re on Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
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| Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
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| Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on
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| D: Here we go…
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| G: Here we go…
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| D: Come on…
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| G: Come on…
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| D: A-here we go…
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| G: Here we go…
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| D: Come on…
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| G: Come on…
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| D: Yo! |
| Where’s Will and Barr?
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| R: Well I don’t know, they’re late
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| Told em them the time… oh, I forgot the date
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| D: Man you did it again, oh no!
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| G: No, here we go, come on Here we go, come on Here we go, did we miss the show?
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| D: Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn’t
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| R: Word
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| D: Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn’t
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| R: W-w-w-Word
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| D: No we didn’t
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| R: Well don’t get us wrong
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| 'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E,
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| 'Scuse me Doug E Fresh, you’re on Uh uh on…
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| Verse 3
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| D: Well it started up on 8th Avenue
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| When I made up the name called the…
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| G: Get Fresh Crew!
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| D: It was me, my two DJ’s Chill Will and Barry B And my right hand man Ricky D I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
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| And for example, here’s a telephone ring…
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| R: Hello? |
| Is Doug E Fresh in?
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| D: No, he’s not in right now
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| D: But anyway, no more delay
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| Just check out the new style I display
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| Now ya gotta be (fresh)
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| To rock with (fresh)
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| And I’m D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh)
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| And I’m known for the…
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| Not for the…
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| The human beatbox or the entertainer
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| No other title could fit me plainer
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| In a passing generation I am a remainer
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| And I’m also known as the beatbox trainer
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| Cashin' checks, make sound FX
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| And after I finish rockin' Slick Rick is on next
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| R: Ya know it
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| D: Slick Rick…
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| R: Well, here’s a little somethin' that needs to be heard
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| Doug, I was goin' Downtown
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| D: Word Rick?
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| R: Word
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| D: Sure
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| R: All alone, no-one to be with
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| Stepped on the D-train at 205th
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| I saw a pretty girl
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| D: So?
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| R: So I sat beside her
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| Then she went like she was Tony the Tiger
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| I said, oh no, there’s been a mistake
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| Honey, my name’s Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes
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| D: Oh, golly wally
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| R: She was raisin' hell
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| She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle
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| Michelle, ma belle
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| Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble
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| Tres bien ensemble
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| Bust a move, we show and prove
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| A-yo Doug, do that record Jam on the Groove
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| Outro
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| D: As you can see, most definitely
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| We are (fresh)
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| Chill Will (fresh)
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| Barry B is (fresh)
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| Ricky D is (fresh)
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| And I am, the Original Human Beatbox
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| The Entertainer, Doug E… (Fresh) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Show , by - Slick Rick. Song from the album The Art Of Storytelling, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп