Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh, artist - Andrew Lloyd Webber. Album song «Призрак Оперы», in the genre МюзиклыPoor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh |
| Gentlemen, if you would care to take your seats? |
| I shall be sitting in Box Five |
| Do you really think that’s wise, monsieur? |
| My dear Andre, there would apeear to be no seats available, other than Box Five. |
| Serafimo — away with this pretence! |
| You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband’s absence! |
| Poor fool, he makes me laugh! |
| Haha, Haha! |
| etc |
| Time I tried to get a better better half! |
| Poor fool, he doesn’t know! |
| Hoho, Hoho! |
| etc |
| If he knew the truth, he’d never, ever go! |
| Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty? |
| It’s him… I know it… it’s him… |
| Your part is silent, little toad! |
| A toad, madame? |
| Perhaps it is you who are the toad… |
| Serafimo, away with this pretence! |
| You cannot speak, but kiss me in my croak! |
| Poor fool, he makes me laugh — Hahahahaha! |
| Croak, croak, croak |
| Croak, croak, croak, etc |
| Behold! |
| She is singing to bring down the chandelier! |
| Ladies and gentlemen |
| The performance will continue in ten minutes' time… |
| When the role of the Countess will be sung by Miss Christine Daae |
| In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen |
| We shall be giving you the ballet from Act Three of tonight’s opera |
| Maestro — the ballet — now! |
Artist lyrics: Andrew Lloyd Webber
Artist lyrics: "The Phantom Of The Opera" Original London Cast