| i told you 3 songs before, how the story began.
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| believe me, bein' broke is not the best of all, but the worst of all is if u’re
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| tryin'2 be
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| rich and have a dog hangin’on your testicals, yo.
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| i ran away, and then i tried 2 hide.
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| i saw this muthafukkin’bus on the corner, so i jumped inside.
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| the doors got closed, so i took a look around, guess what i saw…
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| 24 beautiful women, lookin at me without makin a sound.
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| this must b a dream and i tried 2 wake up (shit!).
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| but this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite, yo.
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| one bite deeper, and i would sound like rob halford.
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| so i said, listen up ladies, there’s a thing that i need ya help 4.
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| get this dog (shall i call it a dog or a rat?)off my dick, better make it quick,
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| this little teeth are makin me sikk.
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| they were from sweden, a cheerleadin-team,
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| on their way 2 some kind of championship, if u know what i mean.
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| the girl in the middle said:"get this pussy!",
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| i said:"what? now?"
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| «not you! |
| the chihuahua, that seems 2 be part of your balls.»
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| ey yo, the beast jumped off, and my menhood got saved,
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| and 12 fukkin’hours later 24 pussies got shaved… |