| Got out of bed, wasn’t feeling too good
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| With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
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| The sun is shining so I head for the park
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| With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes
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| I got a cousin and she got a friend
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| Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
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| At his apartment I knocked on the door
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| He wouldn’t come out until he got paid
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| Now don’t tell anybody what I wanna do
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| If they find out you know that they’ll never let me through
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, no
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien
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| Down at the office had to fill out the forms
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| A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose
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| Up to the counter to see what they think
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| They said 'It doesn’t count man, it ain’t written in ink'
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| I don’t trust anybody, least not around here, cos
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, I mean it when I tell ya that
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien
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| An illegal alien, O. K
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| Consideration for your fellow man
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| Would not hurt anybody, it sure fits in with my plan
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| Over the border, there lies the promised land
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| Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand
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| Keep your suspicions, I’ve seen that look before
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| But I ain’t done nothing wrong now
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| Is that such a suprise?
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| But I’ve got a sister who’d be willing to oblige
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| She will do anything now to help me get to the outside
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| So don’t tell anybody what I wanna do
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| If they find out you know that they’ll never let me through
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, and it’s getting me down
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, yeah yeah yeah
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| It’s no fun (not much fun) being an illegal alien, I tell ya that
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no
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| It’s no fun (not much fun) being an illegal alien, no no no
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| It’s no fun (not bloody much fun) being an illegal alien
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| It’s no fun being an illegal alien, and that’s what I am |