| Now I’m in love with the Texas Chain Saw Massacre
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| I’m in love with the wolfman and his pal Dracula
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| There’s horror all about me, horror everywhere
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| I love it when those vampire bats get tangled in my hair
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| Your not safe, you won’t escape my horror story
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| Feel a chill then it’s you I kill in my horror story
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| Shivers down your spine, shivers down your spine
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| Shivers down your spine all of the time
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| Shivers down your spine, shivers down your spine
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| Turns your blood to wine
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| Now I live in a big house, the one on haunted hill
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| And I knew Dr Jekyll, before he got ill
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| I went to school with Mummy, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame
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| Frankenstein was often seen there, unlike the invivisible man
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| At the local gig on Friday, the zombies all would dance
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| And eat the eyes of the dj, who put them in a trance
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| The man in the iron mask was shooting pool up top
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| Said «Don't get up to Duran Duran, get down to the Bellend Bop» |