| Room Five Hundred and Four |
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| Such a big hotel a very grand one |
| Right Upon the avenue |
| We could not afford it |
| But sweet, I just adored it My very first and only rendezvous |
| In room five hundred and four |
| So sweet a room so strange and new |
| It was romance, a dream come true |
| That perfect honeymoon alone with you |
| We turned the key to the door |
| We hadn’t dared to ask the price |
| That kind of thrill can’t happen twice |
