| Help i’m a rock, help i’m a rock, help i’m a rock!
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| Ahahahahahahaaa
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| Help i’m a rock, help i’m a rock, help i’m a rock!
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| Somebody, please, please!
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| Help i’m a rock, help i’m a rock…
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| Wow man, it’s a drag being a rock
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| Help i’m a rock…
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| I wish i was anything but a rock
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| Heck, i’d even like to be a policeman
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| Hey, you know what, you know maybe if i practised, you know
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| Maybe if i passed my driving test
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| I could get a gig drivin’that bus and pick some freaks up In front of ben franks, right!
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| Help i’m a cop, help i’m a cop, help i’m a cop!
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| (help i’m a rock…), help i’m a cop, help i’m a cop!
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| It’s a drag being a cop, i think i’d rather be the mayor
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| Always wondered what i was gonna be when i grew up, you know
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| Always wondered whether or not, whether or not i could make it,
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| You know, in society, because,
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| You know, it’s a drag when you’re rejected
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| So i tore the cover off a book of matches and i sent in And i got this letter back that said, uhu, aha
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| It can’t happen here
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| It can’t happen here
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| I’m telling you, my dear
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| That it can’t happen here
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| Because i been checkin’it out, baby
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| I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm
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| And i’m telling you
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| It can’t happen here
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| Oh darling, it’s important that you believe me
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| (bop bop bop bop)
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| That it can’t happen here
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| Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in kansas…
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| Kansas kansas tototototodo
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| Kansas kansas tototototodo
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| Kansas kansas
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| Who could imagine that they would freak out in minnesota…
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| Mimimimimimimi minnesota, minnesota, minnesota
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| Who could imagine…
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| Who could imagine
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| That they would freak out in washington, d.c.
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| D.c. |
| d.c. |
| d.c. |
| d.c. |
| d.c.
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| It can’t happen here
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| Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba It can’t happen here
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| It can’t happen here
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| Everybody’s safe and it can’t happen here
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| No freaks for us It can’t happen here
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| Everybody’s clean and it can’t happen here
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| No, no, it won’t happen here
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| I’m telling you it can’t
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| It won’t happen here
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| (bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
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| Plastic folks, you know
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| It won’t happen here
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| You’re safe, mama
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| You’re safe, baby
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| You just cook a tv dinner
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| And you make it
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| (bop bop bop)
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| No no no no Oh, we’re gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up Go get a tv dinner and cook it up Cook it up Oh, and it won’t happen here
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| (no no no no no no no no no no no Man you guys are really safe
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| Everything’s cool).
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| Who could imagine
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| Who could imagine
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| That they would freak out in the suburbs!
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| I remember (tu-tu)
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| I remember (tu-tu)
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| I remember (tu-tu)
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| They had a swimming pool
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| I remember (tu-tu)
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| I remember (tu-tu)
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| They had a swimming pool
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| I remember (tu-tu)
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| I remember (tu-tu)
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| They had a swimming pool.
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| And they thought it couldn’t happen here
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| (duh duh duh duh duh)
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| They knew it couldn’t happen here
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| They were so sure it couldn’t happen here
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| But…
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| Suzie…
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| Yes yes yes--i've always felt that
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| Yes i agree man, it really makes it… yeah…
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| It’s a real thing, man
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| And it really makes it
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| (makes it)
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| Suzie, you just got to town,
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| And we’ve been, we’ve been very interested
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| In your development.
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| Forget it!
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| Hmmmmmmmmm
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| (it can’t happen here) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Help, I'm A Rock , by - Frank Zappa. Song from the album Ahead Of Their Time, in the genre Иностранный рок