| Two Tub Man
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| I am a pilgrim looking for danger
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| I am an outlaw, I am a stranger
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| I’m just a clown walking down the street
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| I think Lou Reed is a creep
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| I need a girl I need release
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| I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
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| They all know that I’m the one, not to let your son become
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| What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
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| Playin in a heavy band, guess I’m just a Two Tub Man
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| I drink Coca cola for breakfast
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| I’ve got Jackie Onassis in my pants
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| I’m never gonna watch channel 13
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| Edjumacation ain’t for me
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| I’m so drunk I can barely see
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| I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
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| They all know that I’m the one, not to let your son become
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| What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
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| Playin in a heavy band, guess I’m just a Two Tub Man
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| I never graduated from high school
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| I wore paisley I was too cool
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| I think color TV’s a gas
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| I think Joe Franklin is real flash
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| I don’t mind if I gotta kick your ass
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| I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
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| They all know that I’m the one, not to let your son become
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| What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
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| Playin in a heavy band, guess I’m just a Two Tub Man |