| I stood under your bedroom window
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| Throwing up a brick
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| No one came I threw one more
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| That really did the trick
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| Your daddy came and banged my head
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| He said what kind of man
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| Is this that’s hanging 'round my girl
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| And threw me in the cab
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| You’re a farmer’s daughter
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| You’re a farmer’s daughter
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| Why do I always get
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| The kinda girl I didn’t oughta get
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| I won’t get no more eggs and water
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| Now I’ve laid the farmer’s daughter
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| Imagine I was a full-grown man
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| And I could talk just right
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| Could I came and see you here
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| And do this every night
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| Wham! |
| The door comes crashing down
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| Your daddy’s face all pale
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| Says come with me you hairy bum
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| I’ll put you in my jail
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| You’re a judge’s daughter
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| You’re a judge’s daughter
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| Why do I always get
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| The kinda girl I didn’t oughta get
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| Now I’m getting jail and torture
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| Cos' I made the judge’s daughter
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| Yes, I did
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| It was nice
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| It seems they’re screaming law and order
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| When I go with anyone’s daughter
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| Woman I should like some peace
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| And daddy hold your tongue
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| I think you’re gonna die of fright
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| When I tell you what I’ve done
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| I can hear your tales and lies
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| You say I’m dumb and scraggy
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| But man this dumb and scraggy is
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| Your daughter’s baby’s daddy
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| She’s a lucky daughter
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| Such a lucky daughter
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| Why did I always get
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| The kinda girl I didn’t wanna get
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| Now I’ve got what I always fought for
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| Cos I’ve married a rich man’s daughter
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| Ha
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| What do you think of that |