| When the moon arises on the western sky
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| And the vampires are out on the sly
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| At times they have trouble finding necks to bite
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| That’s why I cook up in my roon tonight…
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| My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
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| (her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
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| Drac came to me one night at 12
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| And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
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| I exclaimed «don't fret!» |
| i’ll give you on fix
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| Of my newly regenerated mix
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| I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
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| (she gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
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| It gives you quick relief you see
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| From fang aches and corpusle deficiency
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| Natter! |
| Consuming my laboratory brew
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| Will make a new vampire out of you
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| It’s that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
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| That riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
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| Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
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| Now he’s one of those that would rather fight than switch
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| If you’re biting more necks enjoying it less
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| Try my new non-carbonated best
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| My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
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| (her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) |