| This is the story of our first teacher | 
| Shetland made her jumpers | 
| And the devil made her features | 
| Threw up her hands when my mum said our names | 
| Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims | 
| But it’s over and done with, it’s over and done with | 
| It’s over and done with, it’s over and done with | 
| It’s over and done with, it’s over, it’s over | 
| It’s over and done with, baby here, let me hear ye | 
| This is the story of losing my virginity | 
| I held my breath and the fey held a trinity | 
| People, I’m making no claims to no mystery | 
| But sometimes it feel like | 
| My sex life’s all history | 
| It’s over and done with, it’s over and done with | 
| It’s over and done with, it’s over and done with | 
| It’s over and done with, it’s over, it’s over | 
| It’s over and done with, yeah, yeah | 
| I’m not saying these events didn’t | 
| Touch our lives in any way | 
| But, ah, they didn’t make the impression | 
| That some people say | 
| This is the story of watching a man dying | 
| The subject’s unpopular | 
| But I don’t feel like lying | 
| When I think of it now I acted like a sinner | 
| I just washed my hands | 
| And I went for my dinner | 
| That’s it, you washed your hands and you walked off? | 
| Yeah | 
| It’s over and done with, it’s over and done with | 
| It’s over and done with, it’s over and done with | 
| It’s over and done with, it’s over, it’s over | 
| It’s over and done with, yeah, yeah | 
| It’s over, it’s over, it’s over and done with | 
| It’s over, it’s over, it’s over and done with | 
| It’s over, it’s over… |