
Date of issue: 12.05.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Atlantic, Fueled By Ramen, Photo Finish
Song language: English
MY DICK |
E-e-e-very time I look at my dick |
Dick, dick, dick |
Call me on the dog and bone |
All you Yanks, that’s a telephone |
Here have a look, just have a butcher’s |
Northern Mancky, cock-muncher |
My dick’s bigger than your brother |
Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother |
My dick’s bigger than Wales |
And your dick’s smaller than a motherfuckin' snail |
Ma bite mec |
Ca monte jusqu’a la tour |
Ta bite mec |
Ca voit meme pas le jour |
My dick like the Mississippi river |
My dick ask your bitch, what’s for dinner? |
Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick» |
And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick» |
(Goddamn) |
Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick» |
And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick» |
Yeah dog, it’s motherfuckin' Kid Cuisine |
My dick gets bigger than Mr. Clean |
So fresh you could swish it like Listerine |
Your dick look like Adam Levine |
My dick like Pinocchio nose |
I lie and I just watch it grow |
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo |
While your dick gets small like Frodo |
Okay now |
Young Bob Barker in this motherfucker |
Price looking right in this motherfucker |
Big Dick Clark in this motherfucker |
Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter |
Got more wood than Barry Bonds |
Dick so big, got a car alarm |
Dick so big that it bought the farm |
Your dick’s like Seth Rogen’s arm |
Coming through with a big wang |
Doing things bigger than the big bang |
Your dick don’t got no name |
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames |
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames |
Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick» |
And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick» |
(Goddamn) |
Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick» |
(Goddamn) |
And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick» |
(Goddamn) |
Your dick’s growing mold |
My dick shines like gold |
Your dick’s like the Pope |
My dick don’t get old |
Every morning I wake up and cry |
It’s too much dick for one guy |
But if I donated my shit to science |
Motherfucker start a riot |
Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick» |
(Goddamn) |
And every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick» |
(Goddamn) |
Every time I look at my dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a big dick» |
(Goddamn) |
Every time I look at your dick, I’m like, «Holy shit, that’s a small dick» |
(That's a small dick) |
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