| Yeah I came into this world without a single idea
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| That if you wanna get to the top
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| Then you better learn how to steal
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| When everything is mine, do I really need apostrophe?
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| You better learn how to raise your hand if you wanna come here and talk to me
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| I rock a bus pass 'cause you know that talk is cheap
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| Can’t make a living dropping shit just like colostomy
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| Plus, these bitches ain’t King Koopa boss of me
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| This shit is crunchy, like socks and Birkenstocks to me
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| Upset your neighbors when the music makes you stomp your feet
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| Upset the dead when we’re in the graveyard dropping beats
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| Crack your head when we take you out and rock the street
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| Now everybody go ahead and sing along with me
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| We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
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| If our shit’s so bad, why’s your sister tryna fuck us?
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| You’ll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us
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| Saying, «Look at these bad ass stupid motherfuckers»
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| We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
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| If our shit’s so bad, why’s your sister tryna fuck us?
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| You’ll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us
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| Saying, «Look at these bad ass stupid motherfuckers»
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| Wrapped in a Navajo poncho
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| With a beard soaked in patchouli to drip into your nachos
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| I can get your blood boiling like Al Pacino
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| 'Cause I’ll be the one rapping in your ear
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| While you’re waiting for your frappuccino
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| Yeah, I get the crowd high like every word’s a kilo
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| While Nat gets radiation, making beats just like it’s chemo
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| We glow like mutant ooze that turns us into ninjas
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| It goes three drinks, peace out — just the middle fingers
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| We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
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| If our shit’s so bad, why’s your sister tryna fuck us?
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| You’ll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us
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| Saying, «Look at these bad ass stupid motherfuckers»
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| We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
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| If our shit’s so bad, why’s your sister tryna fuck us?
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| You’ll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us
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| Saying, «Look at these bad ass stupid motherfuckers»
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| Captain, two specimens, both native and foreign (Foreign)
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| Belonging to their culture, yet answering to no one (No one)
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| Both tall and exceedingly handsome (Handsome)
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| If I had to guess, I’d say they were wealthy and then some
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| (And then some)
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| We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
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| If our shit’s so bad, why’s your sister tryna fuck us?
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| You’ll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us
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| Saying, «Look at these bad ass stupid motherfuckers»
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| We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers
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| If our shit’s so bad, why’s your sister tryna fuck us?
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| You’ll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us
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| Saying, «Look at these bad ass stupid motherfuckers» |