| Please allow me toduce myself
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| I’m a man of wealth and taste
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| I’ve been around for a long, long years
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| Stolen many man’s soul and faith
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| I was around when Jesus Christ had
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| His moment of doubt and pain
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| Made damn sure that Pilate
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| Washed his hands and sealed his fate
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
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| But what’s puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game
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| I stuck around St. Petersburg
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| When I saw it was a time for a change
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| I killed the czar and his ministers
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| Anastasia screamed in vain
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| I rode a tank
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| Held a general’s rank
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| When the Blitzkrieg raged
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| And the bodies stank
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
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| Oh, what’s puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game
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| I watched with glee as your kings and queens
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| Fought for ten decades for the Gods they made
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| I shouted out, «Who killed the Kennedy?»
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| When after all, it was you and me
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| So let me pleaseduce myself
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| I’m a man of wealth and taste
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| And I lay traps for troubadours
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| Who get killed before they reach Bombay
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guess my name
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| But what’s puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guess my name
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| But what’s puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
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| But what’s puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game, yeah
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| Just as every cop is a criminal
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| And all the sinners, saints
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| As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
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| 'Cause I’m in need of some restraint
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| So if you meet me, have some courtesy
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| Have some sympathy and some taste
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| Use all your well-learned politics
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| Or I’ll lay your soul to waste
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| Pleased to meet you
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| Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
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| But what’s puzzling you
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| Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
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| Tell me baby, tell my name?
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| Tell me honey, baby, guess my name?
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| Tell me honey, what’s my name?
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| What’s my name?
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| Tell me sweetie, tell me what’s my name? |