
Date of issue: 10.07.2020
Song language: English
#Selfie |
When Jason was at the table |
I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl |
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? |
Because he was totally texting me all night last night |
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not |
So... like what do you think? |
Did you think that girl was pretty? |
How did that girl even get in here? |
Do you see her? |
She's so short and that dress is so tacky |
Who wears Cheetah? |
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"? |
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? |
I really need one |
But first, |
Let me take a selfie |
Can you guys help me pick a filter? |
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia |
I wanna look tan |
What should my caption be? |
I want it to be clever |
How about "Livin' with my bitches, hash tag LIVE" |
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes |
Do you think I should take it down? |
Let me take another selfie |
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie |
What a creep |
Is that guy sleeping over there? |
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on |
That's so ratchet |
That girl is such a fake model |
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers |
Who goes out on Mondays? |
OK, let's go take some shots |
Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up |
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine |
Let's go dance |
There's no vodka at this table |
Do you know anyone else here? |
Oh my God, Jason just texted me |
Should I go home with him? |
I guess I took a good selfie |
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Song tags: #Selfie
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