Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Mental Hotline , by - Space Buddha. Song from the album Full Circle, in the genre ТрансRelease date: 22.08.2006
Record label: Agitato
Song language: English
Mental Hotline |
| If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. |
| If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. |
| If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. |
| If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you |
| want. |
| Stay on the line so we can trace your call. |
| If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the |
| mothership. |
| If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you |
| which number to press. |
| If you are manic depressive, it doesn’t matter which button you press. |
| No one will answer anyway. |
| If you are dyslexic, press 96 969 696 969 696. |
| If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a |
| representative comes on the line. |
| If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, |
| date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s and grandmother’s |
| maiden names. |
| If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. |
| If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. |
| Or before the beep. |
| Or after the beep. |
| Please wait for the beep. |
| If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes. |
| If you have low self esteem, please hang up. |
| All our representatives are busy. |