| Maud and Mabel, seated at a table
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| Talking over bygone days
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| Mabel sporty, fat and over forty
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| Said, «Remember Edith Hayes»
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| Eadie was a sucker for a bottle and glass
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| But in spite of everything that gal had class
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| Then one winter, she wed a Chinese printer
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| Struck her with refined like ways
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| But Eadie was a lady (Eadie was a lady)
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| Though her past was shady (Though her past was shady)
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| Eadie had class, with a capital K
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| Though her life was merry (Though her life was merry)
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| She had savoir fairey (Talking of savoir fairey)
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| Eadie did things in a ladylike way
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| She would have a golden toothpick handy
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| After meals sheâ??d flash it about
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| Remember how she used to drink her brandy
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| With her finger sticking well out
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| For Eadie was a lady (Eadie was a lady)
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| Ask P. I. Oâ??Grady
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| Eadie had class, with a capital K |