| 'T' for Texas, 'T' for Tennessee
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| 'T' for Texas, 'T' for Tennessee
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| 'T' for Thelma,
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| That girl that made a wreck out of me
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| Yodelaeeeo...
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| If you don't want me, Mama
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| You sure don't have to stall, Lawd, Lawd
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| If you don't want me, Mama
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| You sure don't have to stall
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| 'Cause I can get more women
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| Than a passenger train can haul
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| Yodelaeeeo...
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| I'm gonna buy me a pistol
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| Just as long as I'm tall
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| I'm gonna buy me a pistol, Lawd, Lawd
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| Just as long as I'm tall
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| I'm gonna shoot poor Thelma
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| Just to see her jump and fall
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| Yodelaeeeo...
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| I'm going where the water drinks like cherry wine
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| I'm going where the water drinks like cherry wine
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| 'Cause the Georgia water tastes like terpentine
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| I'm gonna buy me a shotgun with a big long shiny barrel
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| I'm gonna buy me a shotgun with a big long shiny barrel
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| I'm gonna that round dog that stole away my gal
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| Yodelaeeeo...
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| Rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
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| Rather drink muddy water a sleep in a hollow log
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| Than to be in Atlanta treated like a dirty dog
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| Yodelaeeeo... |