| I’m at the Kwik-E-Mart to find where the Simpsons are
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| I got money to give Bart cause he ticked me shard
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| Yo someone tell me where the strippers are
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| I get it popping like throwing ninja stars in a titty bar
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| It might be a bit bizarre
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| But I’m at my best friends funeral I’m crying, but my dick is hard
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| My mate showed me his minibar
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| I couldn’t stop asking the cunt where the fucking midgets are
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| Last week I bought a Nixon mask
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| Stole Bill Clinton’s car and drove it into Monica Lewinsky’s spa
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| My girlfriends a Gypsy with a job to do
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| I’ll sign your CD’s, she’ll rob ya shoes and your wallet too
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| Drive by in a Commodore, ride right to the bottle shop
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| Rock tie die, no knife fights I’m a white guy with a tomahawk
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| Pause and ask the owner if he knows the fuckin' soccer score
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| If our teams losing then we’re fuckin' up his shop some more
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| I’m the kid your parents like to hate
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| And I’m the kid that girlies like to taste
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| And I’m the kid that cuts all the lines and shows up late
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| Everything you got yah, I got it by mistake
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| I think from all the benders I’ve rocked and all the ecstasy popped
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| I suffer memory loss which means I don’t remember a lot
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| I like machetes because it’s the weapon I’ve got
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| Use it start connect the dots and you’re freckles and spots
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| Even when I’m not right I’ll never be wrong
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| I’m levels beyond, on a level that you won’t ever be on
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| I’ll take a photo of how Jesus died and I’ll text it to God
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| (Message tone) Message across
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| I got a question for God, if we got the 1st Testament wrong
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| Tell us where we got the second one from?
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| Yo from this day I never will flop, you want proof?
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| I’ll stab the end of my cock with this adrenaline shot
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| Hey yo my cock is a Cyclops, got nikes on and they’re high tops
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| Meet you then tell you that your girl got a nice box
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| Everything I do in life is quite wrong
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| Eat an apple a day so I stole ya fuckin' iPod
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| I getting it in when I get in the ring
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| It’s a left right to the chin, I side step then I swing
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| Got two bisexual identical twins, in my ride
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| Dressed up as gimps on a wild ketamine binge
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| Getting more head than forceps
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| You get T-bagged for sleeping I let my balls rest on ya forehead
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| If ya wondering why I haven’t said pause yet
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| And presuming I’m talking about a dude then you’re bent
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| Speaking at the court, here and naked
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| With my balls shaved, that’s what I call a bald statement
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| Whole world on my shoulders didn’t think that I could balance it
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| But it’s lighter than you think like Michael Jackon’s kids
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| You don’t know where the fuck you been?
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| Took your chick to go fuck? |
| better suck my dick till she bust a lip
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| Fuck what I said before aye, ain’t got no money bitch
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| Girls call me an arsehole cos I’m tight as fuck and full of shit |