Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Oh My God, artist - Technoboy. Date of issue: 06.05.2009
Song language: English
Oh My God |
| Hey girl it’s Shayla oh my god, have I got a story for you! |
| I got a call from my agency and they asked me to play at this club |
| you are never gonna believe the shit that I had to go through |
| oh my god! |
| So anyway, I’m walking to the club |
| and as I approach this massive line up a front |
| I walk up to this big fat guy at the door and introduce myself |
| He was like «Look, stop wasting my time, |
| and line up just like everybody else» |
| I was like «What?! |
| I’m wasting your time?! |
| Motherfucker, You’re wasting my time! |
| I’m supposed to be playing in 15 minutes, |
| why don’t you go and check with your manager, okay!?» |
| oh my god! |
| oh my god! |
| He turns around and point his fucking finger to the back of the line, |
| and guess what, I had to line up for a fucking half hour |
| I eventually made my way into the club and I look around and I was like |
| «Where the fuck is the DJ booth?!» |
| I finally found the guy that was playing 5th to me |
| «You're late!» |
| I can’t believe he spoke to me like that. |
| What is everybody’s problem? |
| oh my god! |
| So I get my shit together and I start playing my favorite track, |
| and then the whole dance floor stops |
| and everybody was staring at me |
| Meanwhile the club owner approaches me and says «excuse me, |
| can you please stop playing the junk, because nobody likes that kinda music in |
| here» |
| I was like «What do you want me to do?» |
| I didn’t have anything else to play |
| So he goes to the backroom |
| and brings me a whole box of commercial shit for me to play and goes |
| «Here you go, sweetheart. |
| You can play these» |
| God, that was truly the shittiest freakin' club that I had ever played at |
| Oh my god! |