| I know your mother loves you
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| Your father loves you too
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| But their kind of love is no kind of love
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| Next to my love for you.
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| Well, I’m sure you find their kisses most satisfactory
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| But you’re gonna hiss the very next kiss after one kiss from me
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| Well, your French poodle is off his noodle never goes out to play
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| He guards you night and day, that job is mine I say.
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| I know the cop, the mailman, yes, and the milkman too
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| Agree that you’re rare and I more than share their view
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| So tell your father and your mother and your sister and your brother and the
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| poodle too
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| That they’ll never ever love you like I do.
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| Well, your French poodle is off his noodle never goes out to play
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| He guards you night and day, that job is mine I say
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| I know the cop, the mailman, yes, and the milkman too
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| Agree that you’re rare and I more than share their view
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| So tell your father and your mother
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| and your sister and your brother and the poodle too
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| That they’ll never ever love you like I do. |